Warning!

This site contains the following:

• Flashing lights, colors, and images and moving gifs
• Javascript, some iframes, and other broken code
• Profanity (mostly from me :p)
• Secrets O_o
• Unreliable narration, pretentious writing, and bad grammar

This site has not been optimized for mobile (it's a work in progress but low on my list of priorities)

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